MADD Virgin Craft Brewed Lager: Don’t Drink

This low alcohol beer from MADD Virgin Drinks in Toronto, Ontario is an anemic pale yellow colour and pours with a loose, ginger ale-like head that burns off in a flash. MADD Virgin Craft Brewed Lager smells slightly fishy, soapy and metallic, with practically no sort of malt presence to speak of.

MADD Virgin Craft Brewed Lager
You’re Better Off Spending Your Money on Perrier or San Pellegrino

The taste of MADD Virgin Craft Brewed Lager is extremely faint with notes of green tea and grassy, floral noble hops accounting for any perception of flavour you might find. The tapioca used does come through in the finish before a subtle metallic aftertaste lingers on the tongue. This lager has the body of a sparkling mineral water along with ample carbonation.

Butler’s Bitter: You Rang, Sir?

Butler’s Bitter from Niagara College Teaching Brewery in Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario has a deep amber hue with honey highlights and a moderately-sized and frothy tan head that gets retained as a small collar and spotty film. A rocky, somewhat mossy mineral-heavy aroma is prevalent in this English bitter and backed up by bready, syrupy malts that evoke molasses and accented by a note of lemon juice.

Butler's Bitter
I’m Always Happy to See English Milds and Bitters on Ontario Shelves

The taste of Butler’s Bitter is also syrupy and rather sweet at first, here taking on a dark toffee character. Accents of cashew and coffee lead to a bitter finish with notes of lemon, black tea and mineral water and an aftertaste that carries a mild, berry-like fruitiness. This ale is full-bodied with mild carbonation and is heavy with malt and earth on the tongue.